Welcome To The Clownocolypse! Clowns Are Zombies! | Episode 123

October 26, 2016October 26, 2016 James Burnette

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Welcome To The Clownocolypse! Clowns Are Zombies!

This is our last episode! The world has become run over by zombie clowns. That’s right Clowns are zombies. The end is here. And It’s not funny. Mike and I tried to get this podcast out on time in hopes that it can save some of you.

If you are safe stay that way. Clowns are zombies now and you can’t trust them.

The only way to kill them is to destroy the nose. That is those bastards only weakness. Unlike normal zombies headshots won’t work.

Some survivors have had luck trapping them in invisible boxes. I would only recommend it as a last resort.

Be advised to avoid any tiny cars. The clown zombie can drive and a horde of them can fit in a mini. If you are caught by a horde it’s over.

Clowns Are Zombies!

I don’t know how it happened. What space radiation or mad scientist is to blame. All I know is that now clowns are zombies and mankind is at its end.

There are pockets of resistance. Many are fighting the good fight. The odds are simply stacked against us. It’s too crazy.

I hope this final podcast reaches you and helps you to survive. One day the Survival punk podcast like mankind might make a triumphant return.

Until then be safe and DIY to Kill Clowns Youse Guys!

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Zombie Books And Movies You Need To Check Out Now!

October 25, 2016June 23, 2024 James Burnette

Zombie Books And Movies You Need To Check Out Now!

Toda’s video is all about Zombie Books And Movies You Need To check out. What I’m calling Zombie Week 2016 is in full swing. I have seen and read a lot of zombie fiction over the years. Much of it pretty terrible. Like Zombies On A Plane…Other are great.

I have seen and read a lot of zombie fiction over the years. Much of it pretty terrible. Like Zombies On A Plane…Other are great.

In the video I talk about the Zombie Books And Movies that I like. And mention a few I don’t like.

Survival Instructions For The Zombie Apocalypse Infographic

October 24, 2016October 24, 2016 James Burnette 3 Comments

Survival Instructions For The Zombie Apocalypse Infographic

It’s the week leading up to Halloween and I love it. Zombies are what got me into survival. It’s a silly way to get into it but it’s true.

Today I have Survival Instructions For The Zombie Apocalypse Infographic for you. I found this on Pinterest from Grocery Coupon Network. Proof that everyone loves zombies.

The Survival Instructions For The Zombie Apocalypse Infographic begins with zombie speed in media. You can see that for the most part, they have got faster over the years. With the exception of the Walking Dead Tv Show.

Fast Zombies scare me.

The survival supplies section is pretty sparse but accurate. 1 gallon of water per person per day, non-perishable food and first aid.

The weapons section relies solely on melee weapons. No guns on the list. I feel this is a mistake. Nothing beats a subsonic .22 to kill zombies.

The Survival Instructions For The Zombie Apocalypse Infographic ends with info on barter goods. The three categories it lists is Alcohol, Ammunition, and Gasoline. Those are a good start.

I would add entertainment and precious metals to that list. Silver and gold have always had value. Initially in a zombie outbreak, they would not but afterward, yes. For entertainment, I mean books, magazines etc. People always want distractions from the world.

10 Nuclear Survival Gear Items You Need To Get For SHTF

October 21, 2016June 23, 2024 James Burnette 14 Comments

Let’s Talk about Nuclear Survival Gear today. I hear a lot going on about nuclear war with Russia. I would like to say up front that I do not think that is going to happen. Nuclear war with any of the big world powers is very unlikely.

If any world power launches a nuclear attack on anyone the rest of the world will retaliate. Putin may be many things but he is not a Nihilist. No one wants to scorch the world.

If we ever see a nuke set off It will be a lone wolf bomber. Or a group that is not affiliated with a country that doesn’t care about the outcome. I see the likeliness of a dirty bomb being set off in strategic locations to be more probable.

With that said having preps for a dirty bomb makes sense. If I’m wrong and Russia hits us with some nukes then the same gear will work. At least if there’s anything left. If you are in the area that gets hit it’s game over. No prep can save you from taking on a nuclear bomb.

How to Squirrel Hunt with a Bow Tips And Tricks For You

October 20, 2016October 22, 2016 James Burnette 2 Comments

How to Squirrel Hunt with a Bow

Learn how to squirrel hunt with a bow today with this guest post.

A good way to practice your skill or get ready for an upcoming season is to spend some time in the woods hunting squirrel. Like much small and big game, you have lots of weapon options.

Using a bow to hunt squirrel is a popular choice that requires skill and patience in order to be successful. A compound or recurve bow is a wise choice for squirrel hunting, but a compound bow could be used if you really wanted. Believe, we’ll go over tips on how to squirrel hunt with a bow.